katyperryd:

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me on my wedding day

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

(Source: cardboard-crack)

How to remind everyone you are chaotic neutral

outofcontextdnd:

GM: Oh no, it looks like the zombies are your old teammates! What do you do?

Me: I cast fire ball. 

*the rest of my companions gasp in horror*

Me: *shrugs* they were lousy teammates.

because Slaying Strike is a very important

outofcontextdnd:

Invoker: Wait—you memorized damage calculations but you don’t know your max HP?

Rogue: You could say… I only remember… critical information

YO if you have a used 4Gig XBOX 360 

thatdudeemu:

thatdudeemu:

Trade it in at best buy right now! Best buy will give you 300 dollars back for it I don’t know how long this is gonna last

I work at best buy this is legit

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

the first three words you see are what you want in life

robinaa:

benchflip:

serenading-solitude:

lobstmourne:

guavasaur:

kelpup:

calleo:

toxeh:

bukakkemonogatari:

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dick beauty jobs.


wat.

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I think I’m doing it wrong.

Gay, seal, bar. Gay seal bar.

anal booty pokemon 

well its not wrong

gay booty fanfic

Anal, hentai, and Pokemon. Sounds just about right.

seal handjob anal.

hot dick money

booty, waifus, and >tfw no gf

IM GOING TO COMICON 2015!!!! :O

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this